| There once was a handsome trader named Ron Dell (named Ron Dell)
Don't forget to mention glamorous Pat as well (Pat as well) They attended every festival we know (val we know) And they sold a lot of ripstop to earn dough (to earn dough) A variety of gadgets on their stall (on their stall) Kept the kities queuing up to spend and buy (spend and buy) Carbon fibre any length that you desire (you desire) Ron and Pat worked hard to try and please us all (please us all) Now Pat never had a hair out of place (out of place) Whereas Ron grew it all o'er his face (o'er his face) And they ran their stall in every kind of weather (kind of weather) But they didn't care because they were together (were together) Ron wa sfamous for his hugs and his kisses (and his kisses) And he made you feel you were the only one (not a chance)! Now it's time for him to happily retire ('ly retire) To enjoy flying high with his Missus (yes that's Pat) Oh a trader's life is quite a happy one (happy one) But we hope retirement brings you lots more fun (LOTS MORE FUN) How corny can you get! Anon (BKF) A Happy Retirement from all of us! (The Kiteflier - Oct '98) |