| There used to be a trucker,
The meanest in the land, Up and down the motorway, Bacon sarnie in his hand. Now things have changed a little, He went and passed the test Down at the bus garage. John - you're one of the best. He's given up the old C.B. "Rubber Duck" and all that clack. The only call that he has now Is "Pass further down the back". The Tw'earlys are too early, The drunks are very late, The school kids are all telling, Get off at the old school gate. Mum's with there push chairs, John will always shout "Want a hand on Misses" He will help them out The most courteous driver You will ever see The smartest bus in West London Driven by our ----- John B----- Good Luck John! |