Odd Odes - October 1995

Our friend Harry and his pal Barry,
(two nice fella's, you'll all agree)
Went out to fly with their friend Gary
and got a special kite stuck in a tree.

The tried and tried with brain and might,
many ways to release that kite,
but there it stayed firm as could be
stuck in the branches of the dreaded tree

Harry says "We've got to think,
We'll all sit down and have a drink."
After a while and a suffice of beer,
they saw a motley crew appear.

The BOF, better known as John,
along with the Oakies and Pete and Ron,
They had spotted the trios sorry plight,
and had worked out a plan to save the kite

Two long poles, some hooks and string,
a cardboard tube and a rubber ring,
three pints of lager and a chelsea bun,
and SHAZAM, the goodly deed was done.

Now if your kite gets stuck in a tree,
The motley crew, we may not be
But for good service, politeness and reliability,
Yes, you know who we are, we're KITEABILITY.

WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPORTUNITY TO WISH ALL OUR FRIENDS AND CUSTOMERS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
So whatever kite you're making, come and see
Pat and Ron at KITEABILITY.
~oOo~