| Our old Gent, who's name is Harry,
is about to commit Harri Karri. He's bought some plans to make a quad and he's thinking of joining the buggy squad. "It's all very easy", he said to me, "I'll get all my bits from KITEABILITY I'm not insane (just ask your Mum) but I'll need a crash hat on me bum." He set about and made this kite, he beavered on all through the night, said "How do you steer this thing, do you know? by using both my hands, my mouth and one big toe? He got pulled right through the mire, then through a fence of thick barbed wire He got to his feet and said "Ho Hum, Thank heaven I had a crash hat on me bum!" It's a very dangerous thing you see, for a lively old Gent of 83, to sit astride a buggy at warp speed 9 If he'd stuck to a Kiskeedee, he'd be just fine. He struggled home to her Indoors, dreading to tell her he'd torn his drawers, He started to say "It's all part of the game." But she told him "STICK TO YOUR ZIMMER FRAME" So whatever kite you're making, come and see Pat and Ron at KITEABILITY. |